MP’s have lost their jobs over it, celebrities have based their careers on it and a million marriages have come unstuck over it! Yes, everybody’s getting it out and doing it…. It’s the latest addiction – SEXTING! But are they doing it right? Allow me to enlighten you on a few key text sex do’s and don’ts and set you onto the path of steamy sext sessions!
Test the water
Set the mood. If this is a new girl you’re texting take a little time to gauge how she’s feeling, make sure she’s in the mood for a bit of fun before you start reeling off random filth, you don’t want to scare her off. Innuendo is always a good place to start, something sexy and suggestive like, “I keep thinking these naughty things about you…” see what kind of response you get and go from there. Build the excitement gradually, that way when things do come to a…head, it’ll be explosive!
Let yourself go
If something’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well! Once the mood has been set and you’re committed to making your lady’s panties wet then there’s no sense in beating around the bush. When sexting, the magic is all in the detail. With that in mind, make sure you describe what you want to do to her, or what you want done to you in the most erotic, graphic detail you can think of. If you want to lick her until she cums so hard her thighs give out….then tell her that. Knowing that you wrote that kind of utter filth will turn you both on in ways you can’t imagine. Plus once you lead the way a bit and providing all goes to plan you’ll get a little naughtiness in return – what could be better?
Use your imagination
Be creative, use what turns you on, but think a little out side the box – I’m not talking Clockwork Orange out of the box, just a little more than your everyday. If you’re craving a blow job then why not set the scene somewhere a little more exciting than the bedroom? That’s just one of the bonuses of text sex, you can have all of the excitement of fucking in public, but none of the risk!
Tell her how you’re feeling
If you’re getting turned on by what she’s saying, or just by imagining what you’re going to do to her then for god’s sake tell her! If you’re stuck for inspiration then try something like: “You have no idea how hard this is making me…”
Tell her your fantasies
Sexting is a lot of fun and it can also be a great way of subtly letting her know what you’re into sexually. It can be difficult for us to talk about our kinks sometimes or things we’d like to try, a text is a great way to get things moving in the right direction. Send a suggestive text like “I wish you would do **** to me” or ” Imagining you sucking my cock is such a turn on” and hopefully she’ll get the hint enough that if you ever do get to put the moves on each other she’ll know exactly what you like, result!
Taking a naughty picture of yourself and sending it to your partner/play mate can be smokin’ hot. If it’s your first time I’d say to take a bit of caution and don’t show your face. This way if the picture did ever surface there’s no way of telling that it’s you. Nobody wants an embarrassing set of photos appearing after a painfulbreak-up! Pictures add to the whole experience, they’re a visual aid in bringing your fantasies to life and can be a massive turn on for both parties.
Answer texts promptly
Sexting is difficult enough because there are usually around 3 to 5 minutes between responses, when that turns to 15 or 20 minutes things can become pretty awkward. To get the most from your sexting partner you want her to feel like a red hot, confident, sexual Goddess, like you can’t get enough of her, don’t make her wait if you can help it.
“Anything other than a wink is just creepy. If they came up with a blowjob emoticon, fine you have my blessing. But, since I know they haven’t, you have no excuse,” says Evelyn Pelczar on EliteDaily.com. I second that!
Remember to have fun
The sexiest thing a couple (or strangers) can do is to have fun together, so make sure your sexts follow that pattern. Keeping it lighthearted, fun, friendly and pressure free for the most part will hopefully lead to intense, rampant sexual need.
A Few Sexy Examples
“Just saw something really hot that made me think of you…”
“Have you ever worn crotchless panties?”
“Do you ever think about other girls?”
“I don’t know why, but all I can think about right now is being inside you.”
“I dreamt that I was your sex slave last night, it was hot — very hot”
“What would you say if I suggested some sex in public?”
“Do you ever watch porn?”
“If you can guess what colour my boxers are, then I’ll make you cum.”
“I dreamt of you last night and woke up rock hard.”
“I wish you were here right now. I’m too damn horny!”
“I’d love to see you in black lace”
“What’s the hottest thing I can do for you?”
“If you could only have regular, anal or oral sex for the rest of your life, what would you choose?”
“I just had the dirtiest thought about you ever…”
“What would you say if I suggested we spent all day Saturday in bed?”
“You make me cum so hard.”
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