Ok, so there are plenty of music videos out there that are basically soft porn to a beat, but being an epic connoisseur of totty, I’ve selected the finest around. For your visual (and aural depending on your tastes) pleasure, my Top 10 Hottest Music Videos…
10: “Vertical Lines” Leather Hands – Commonly known as ‘the bouncing boob song’, what better way to kick off my countdown than with a lead singer delivering his performance from an epics pair of baps!?
9: “Wicked Game” Chris isaak – Mmmmm Helena Christensen frolicking around, half naked on a beach with those stunning…..eyes 😉
8: “Baby Boy” Beyonce – Dat ass!!!! Possibly my number 1 girl crush, I could watch that body gyrating all day long. For all her sinfully sexy videos I’ve selected baby boy, purely for all the hot, sweaty, naked flesh, yum.
7: “Shewolf” Shakira – Her hips don’t lie and damn the girl can move! Sexy, talented and double jointed….hours of fun to be had right there.
6: “Te Amo” Rihanna – You can’t possibly know the torture of picking the Good Girl Gone Bad’s hottest vid, but in the end it came down to a liking for BDSM with a spot of girl on girl action. Yes please?
5: “Slave 4 U” Britney Spears – The once proclaimed ‘princess of pop’ has made a half decent come back with Will i Am recently, but there’s no denying she was at her hormone fuelled best in this steamy vid.
4: “Satisfaction” Benny Benassi – Semi naked, sweaty, hot chicks with power tools? Genius.
3: “Dirty” Christina Aguilera – One word….chaps!
2: “Call on Me” Eric Prydz – It may have been overplayed so much so that we desensitised to it, but any video with that much lycra and glistening, gyrating flesh is worthy of my number 2 spot.
1: “030” The Good The Bad – Never heard of them? Me either, but please the girl f**ks a guitar! Nekkid! DING! DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!