Ten Ways to Tug Your Todger!

chickenChoking the chicken, spanking the monkey, five knuckle shuffle, ham shank, self love, whatever you want to call it it’s probably every mans favourite time of the hour/day/week or has been at some point or other! No one knows how to get you off quite like you do. So while my handy male masturbation techniques may not be of necessity, it’s still good fun! Maybe you’re an expert in a particular method? Or your favourite way to release a little naughty tension isn’t on the list? Have a read, see what you think and get involved in the comments section below, I love learning what floats your boats…

10. Single fist
The use of a single fist is perhaps the most basic male masturbation technique. You simply wrap your fingers around your erect penis firmly and slide your hand up and down over your cock. This technique produces the most contact between your hand and your penis.

9. The Double Fist doublefist
If your cock is of a fairly large size (lucky you), you may be able to place both of your fists on your penis at the same time and slide them back and forth in unison.

8. The Two Finger Stroke
This method generally uses just the thumb and forefinger and can be substituted for the single hand. You can stroke the shaft from base to tip or merely run move the thumb and forefinger back and forth over just the head of the penis

7. The Fingers and Thumb
Encircle your penis with the thumb and two fingers from each hand. Then stroke up and down, varying the speed and the pressure until you reach orgasm.

testicles6. The Ball Tugger
The next time you feel as though you’re about to cum, put your free hand over your scrotum and lightly squeeze and tug (or more aggressively, if you like that sort of thing). That way, you get to feel your semen traveling through your body, making its way to the exit.

5. The Hot Dripping Pussy
Make sure that your hands are well lubricated with a water soluble lubricant. The slicker the better in this case. Grasp your penis and try to simulate the feelings you get when a pussy has a tight grip on your cock and is squeezing and releasing it spasmodically.

4. The DIY Fleshlight
There are a great many different objects that you can thrust your penis into that will simulate vaginal intercourse. The best thing is that most of them are readily available. Toilet paper rolls are one idea. Cutting ahomemadepussy hole large enough for erect penis to fit. If you’re more creative you can have a go at building your own toys.

Handy tip: Try a simple sandwich bag filled with Vaseline.

3. The Flat Palm
Place some lube on the inside of one hand, flatten your palm and circle/rub your hard cock until you cum. simples!

2. The Mattress Mambo
Exactly what it says in the heading, fuck it ’til it feels goooood!

1. The Finger Tap
Once you’re at your fullest erectness, tap the tip of your penis with the tips of your fingers. It should take somewhat longer than usual for you to reach climax but when you do, oh yeah…

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