We want them! We need them! We’ve got to have them! What am I talking about? You’ve guessed it, COCKS of course! There is no pussy on earth that hasn’t thought about a big, hard cock at one time or, another. If a gal says otherwise, Fanny’s court shall be forced to hold her in contempt!
That brings me to our next discussion guys. Think “Cock Sizes Around the World.” (Am I the only one who heard an echo lol?) Anyways, it’s not something that we talk about often but, that doesn’t make it any less of a curious topic. I dare you to tell me that I’m wrong! Let’s be honest, whether you’re packing a yinjing, shakti kapoor, woody or, a knob, we have to take a moment to give them all a proper salute! Let’s queue in the marching band sequence!
Ok mates, so I’ve fondled and, tested many dicks big and, small. What a load of work if I do say so myself. Here’s what I found. Cock size actually has a lot to do with where you’re from. The food you eat, the water you drink, hell, even the environment all play a part in the size of your schlong. Yes, I knew you’d ask for examples.
Let’s start with the smallest in the bunch. With an average of 3.7-4.1 inches, we have India, Thailand and, South Korea. What do I know about smaller dicks? They never disappoint when it comes to hitting my g-spot. I remember this one time, oh, later for that.
In the middle we have Norway, Mexico and, Australia. These guys are at a scintillating average of 5.8-6.3 inches. You chaps definitely have my attention. I’m wondering if you know how to move as well.
And coming in with the longest length, average of course, is Ghana, Jamaica, and Africa with 6.3-7.1 inches! Hello Loves, is that your willy in your pocket? I need proof!
So there you have it folks! This was definitely another great adventure to leave me all hot and, bothered. I hope you’ve all enjoyed it as much as I’m about to. Until next time, happy wanking!
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