It’s my job as the world’s most sexilicious babe finder to help you find porntastic babes. It’s my own personal pleasure to share with you today my 10 Best Chat Up Lines EVER!
Chatting up a sexy chick the next time you’re at the bar/supermarket/wherever will be as easy as me with these cheeky, flirty gems.
Girls are growing tired of the ‘Are you tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day’ and ‘Did you hurt yourself when you fell down from heaven?’ lines.
Chat up lines can be a great way to break the ice and meet new people (get laid), the key is in the delivery, so don’t take yourself too seriously!
We’ve had The 10 worst chat up lines, so here are 10 fresher, quirkier lines that if nothing else will get her attention, perhaps a giggle or two and hopefully not a slap….
1. ‘Excuse me miss. Do you give head to strangers? No? Well allow me to introduce myself…..’
Bold, ballsy and confident, if it fails you’ve lost nothing, if it works you might just get yourself some oral!
2. ‘I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button’
You’re letting her know you’re passionate, cheeky with just a hint of filth. The perfect combination.
3. ‘Nice Shoes. Wanna f*ck?’
A killer line! Direct and straight to the point and of course girl’s love it when a guy notices her shoes!
4. ‘The only time I’d kick you outta bed would be to f*ck you on the floor.’
Cheeky, flirty,sexy and a tad brazen. Even if she feigns shock she’ll be secretly flattered by your blunt compliment.
5. ‘I’m no weatherman, but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight.’
A tad corny, but it should raise a laugh… if nothing else.
6. ‘Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?’
It’s cute and either answer is a bonus!
7. ‘My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?’
Smooth, swarve and likely to make her melt in her panties right on the spot
8. ‘Am I cute? Or do you need another drink?’
A great ice breaker, willingness to have a laugh at your own expense will make her feel at ease with you from the off.
9. ‘I had a dream about you last night. You owe me a set of sheets’
A little on the crude side for some, but then if you’re luck’s in, she might just be the crude type of girl…
10. ‘I have a 6 inch tongue and can breath through my ears.’
DING DING! We have a winner! If the girl has any sense at all she’ll be calling a cab before you’ve even bought her drink!
Are you ahead of the game, already used one of these cheeky chat up lines? And more importantly…did you score!? Share your stories or indeed if you can out do the Princess of Porn with your own ‘never fail to make her panties damp’ chat up lines, then share the love below lads.