Man Gets Head Stuck In FANNY!!

OK this may be ageing news to some, but given that I’m THE Fanny Hunter, I couldn’t let another minute go by without giving these guys a mention.  This couple were transported to the hospital last month after the guy some how got his head stuck in his wife’s FANNY!

A young couple from the small town of Greensboro in Alabama, called 911 to ask for an ambulance. Samantha Irving, the operator who took the call, says she thought it as a joke when he explained the situation.

“The woman told me that her husband had fallen and that his head was now stuck in her vaginal cavity (that old chestnut). I really thought that it was a group of teenagers making a prank call.”

Despite Ms. Irving’s doubts, she sent an ambulance on the site and the paramedics rapidly realized that the situation was in fact very serious.

Bill Austin, one of the paramedics who transported the couple, claims they were lying naked on their bed and partially covered in blood.

“The woman kept screaming out in pain whenever the guy moved, but he had half of his face buried in there and he looked like he was going through Hell!”

The couple were transported to the nearby Hale County Hospital, where doctors were able to separate the couple, phew!

Ms. Morrison suffered from severe internal bleeding but is now stable, while her husband has suffered only a few scratches and bruises.  According to doctors, both could also suffer from post-traumatic stress syndrome…no shit!

According to data collected by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, 3,213 couples were hospitalized for such problems across the country in 2015 and 3,789 in 2016.
According to the same data, the Morrisons are the first couple to be hospitalized for a head stuck inside a vaginal cavity since October 2007.

Honestly these Americans just LOVE FANNY!! Here’s another one!

A man had to be rescued by firefighters in Germany after becoming stuck inside a stone fanny.

The man, who is said to be an American exchange student, got wedged in the statue at Tubingen University.

According to a German newspaper, five emergency service vehicles and 22 firemen had to help free the man.
They claim he climbed into the sculpture, by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara, as part of a dare.

Erick Guzman posted the pictures on photo-sharing website Imgur.

“I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture,” said Guzman

“The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed.”

I bet he was! Still, it makes for an epic dinner party story and is slightly better than ‘I slipped and fell into a fanny cavity, Doctor’.

If you love fanny as much as these guys (don’t worry, I promise you won’t get stuck) then check out my personal reviews of the country’s top class fanny Xx

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