Pet girl needs owner

Do you have any pets? I’m looking for a new master. I’m obedient mostly but still need some training because sometimes I can be naughty and need to be disciplined. Mostly though, give me nice bone every day and I’ll be happy as Larryetta and do exactly as I’m told. If you think I’d make a nice pet and want to give me some training you don’t need to call Battersea Dogs Home but you can get me on here.