- Not sure I’d be impressed if i received this card
- Very Fetching
- Just where I like it
- Eggsellent rack
- Somebody needs to go back to school
- Oh deer
- Cure for premature ejaculation
- MILF commander
- I want this number plate
- So did I little egg man
- Not sure I’d want that on my wrist
- We’ve all sent somebody the wrong message
- My kinda watch
- Dat ass
- Somebody’s happy to see me